1/1/06 08:53 pm
Okay, so I went to the Zoo today. And cat ate SOMEONE! Okay, so I lied. But It ate a Rat! Yes, a rat! I wish I lived in the Zoo, It's such a pretty place, and much more realistic then the wild.
Carrie, I said Hi to the Elephants for you. They Didn't say Hi back, nor did they tell me to go away, so I dunno.. maybe that means they like you.
I've been reading lots of Live Journals and it's really annoying when people start talking Harry Potter is good and keep I wish I went to the Circ De Solei going off topic.
I went to a park, which was next to the river, which was next to the otherside of perth, which is near the city, which is the center of Perth, Which is the city, To see some fireworks for New Years. There was lots of little Kiddiumms and there Perants kept saying things like: 'Look Jonny, there's the fireworks Jonny, Look can you see them Jonny!? Jonny look there they are, Jonny, see them Jonny?'
We were right underneath the fireworks. It was weird.
I'm going to ramble on for another few minutes so that no one can read this. Anyway, I've been thinking about how cool Little Britain is, and how much I'd like to watch it, but I can't because it's not on Television, therefore I can't watch it on Television, because it's not on Television, so I can't watch it. I'm totally copy and pasting some quotes on, okay? Well, even if you object, it's a bit late..:
Aberdoon Stook House Chef: Maybe I am and maybe I'm not.
Emily Howard [transvestite character]: I'm a lady.
Radiographer: If you could just use this to cover your testicles.
Emily Howard: I'm a lady, I don't have testicles. [Simpers] Well perhaps tiny little lady testicles.
Anne: Eh eh ehhhhh ...
Vicky Pollard: Yeah, but no, but yeah, but ...
Kenny Craig [hypnotist]: Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes. [click] You're under!
Social worker: All I want to know Vicky is where is your baby?
Vicky Pollard: Oh, I swapped it for a Westlife CD.
Social worker: Oh my God, how could you.
Vicky Pollard: I know, they're rubbish.
Daffyd Thomas: I'm the only gay in the village.
Daffyd Thomas [to new gay in village]: No, you are not a gay. I am the gay. You're probably just a little bit poofy!
Andy Pipkin [wheelchair character]: I want that one.
Marjorie Dawes [Fat Fighters are discussing foods]: Dust. Anybody? No? High in fat, low in fat? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. It's actually very low in fat. You can have as much dust as you like.
Marjorie Dawes: We all like a bit of cake.
Marjorie Dawes: Picture yourself naked - not nice, is it, eh? Who the hell would want a great lump?