arise_iron_chef

I'm going to bed soon!

No one leaves a friend unless they are ashamed.

Okay, so I went to the Zoo today. And cat ate SOMEONE! Okay, so I lied. But It ate a Rat! Yes, a rat! I wish I lived in the Zoo, It's such a pretty place, and much more realistic then the wild.

Carrie, I said Hi to the Elephants for you. They Didn't say Hi back, nor did they tell me to go away, so I dunno.. maybe that means they like you.

I've been reading lots of Live Journals and it's really annoying when people start talking Harry Potter is good and keep I wish I went to the Circ De Solei going off topic.

I went to a park, which was next to the river, which was next to the otherside of perth, which is near the city, which is the center of Perth, Which is the city, To see some fireworks for New Years. There was lots of little Kiddiumms and there Perants kept saying things like: 'Look Jonny, there's the fireworks Jonny, Look can you see them Jonny!? Jonny look there they are, Jonny, see them Jonny?'
We were right underneath the fireworks. It was weird.

I'm going to ramble on for another few minutes so that no one can read this. Anyway, I've been thinking about how cool Little Britain is, and how much I'd like to watch it, but I can't because it's not on Television, therefore I can't watch it on Television, because it's not on Television, so I can't watch it. I'm totally copy and pasting some quotes on, okay? Well, even if you object, it's a bit late..:

Aberdoon Stook House Chef: Maybe I am and maybe I'm not.

Little Britain
Emily Howard [transvestite character]: I'm a lady.

Little Britain
Radiographer: If you could just use this to cover your testicles.
Emily Howard: I'm a lady, I don't have testicles. [Simpers] Well perhaps tiny little lady testicles.

Little Britain
Anne: Eh eh ehhhhh ...

Little Britain
Vicky Pollard: Yeah, but no, but yeah, but ...

Little Britain
Kenny Craig [hypnotist]: Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes. [click] You're under!

Little Britain
Social worker: All I want to know Vicky is where is your baby?
Vicky Pollard: Oh, I swapped it for a Westlife CD.
Social worker: Oh my God, how could you.
Vicky Pollard: I know, they're rubbish.

Little Britain
Daffyd Thomas: I'm the only gay in the village.

Little Britain
Daffyd Thomas [to new gay in village]: No, you are not a gay. I am the gay. You're probably just a little bit poofy!

Little Britain
Andy Pipkin [wheelchair character]: I want that one.

Marjorie Dawes [Fat Fighters are discussing foods]: Dust. Anybody? No? High in fat, low in fat? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. Anybody? No? Dust. It's actually very low in fat. You can have as much dust as you like.

Little Britain
Marjorie Dawes: We all like a bit of cake.

Little Britain
Marjorie Dawes: Picture yourself naked - not nice, is it, eh? Who the hell would want a great lump?

Funny, huh?

Hi everyone! It's great to see all my lovies again, after I logged of for 20 minutes. I know, I know, you were probally really worried about me, thinking that maybe I've given up on LJ, but d0nt worri, Sweeties, im back to stay doog rof.

Now it's New Years eve, and there's 3 hours to 2006, so I'm going to write up my Summary of 2005! I know, it's original, huh?

(St0l3n from Fee's LJ)

Top 5 musical discovery
1. Berglaboth
2. Hi 5
3. The Wiggles
4. Gafaleith
5. Hatanguanbuala


Top 3 TV Shows
1. Spot Goes to Holly Wood: Part I
2. Spot Goes to Holly Wood: Part II
3. Spot Goes to Holly Wood: Part III


Top 5 movies that I first saw in 2005
1. The Adventures of Spot: Part I
2. The Adventures of Spot: Part II
3. The Adventures of Spot: Part III
4. The Adventures of Spot: Part IIII
5. The Adventures of Spot: Part IIIII


Top 5 events
1. Getting Broadband
2. Getting a New Cordless Mouse
3. Getting a New Monitor for my Computer.
4. Getting New Speakers for my Computer.
5. Ordering my first Child Off Ebay. I had to send it back, though, 'cause it broke.


Top 3 sad events
1. Getting a Virus on my Computer.
2. Blowing my Broadband Limit.
3. Accidentley Turning My Computer off.


Top 6 gigs
1. WA LAN Event
2. NT LAN Event
3. VIC LAN Event
4. SA LAN Event
5. QLD LAN Event
6. TAS LAN Event


Top 5 things to look forward to in 2006
1. Spending Time on My Computer
2. Getting a new Cable for my Computer.
3. The Adventures of Spot: Part IIIIII
4. The Adventures of Spot: Part IIIIIII
5. The Adventures of Spot: Part IIIIIIII

Okay, bye bye! Please Leave a comment!

PS. I'm not trying to make fun on anyone. I was bored.
PPS. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Anyway, I just watched Napolean Dynamite, and you know how he is like 'Kbye' when the phone rings? He says it really quickly, you know? Yeah, AAAnywho, I had finished watching it and lyk my friend rang, and we were totally in a conversation, and I totally went 'kbye' and he tota- Could you hang on for a sec? Cheers.. -Mum, I'm talking to someone! It's only 8:57! I have 3 more minutes before bed time!- Sorry, about that, my friend is at the gate, but I only got 15 mins left, k? Anyway, he was totally lyk 'wtf mate?' and I just laughed, it was sooo funny, but I guess you totally had to be there. Yeah, and I totally made out with this really hot chick today, man it was sooo cool, like I'm no longer a virgin. Anywho I totally gotta go, 'cause..umm.. I've got a party to go to.

Peace out D00ds.

Umm.. Yeah, visit this place. http://www.livejournal.com/community/moldy_vagina/

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

*Checks spelling* *See's Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! is not in the dictionary* *Write's to Oxford*

Ps. It's me.